MANIFESTO: Sleek Cougar

WE, THE UNDERSIGNED BELIEVE THE FOLLOWING:

In the right to eat chocolate pudding on Tuesday nights
Chocolate=SEX
love is candy, melting snow and ice cubes
are water, so don't let them sit out in the sun.
A dream deferred, do you remember that Langston Hues poem?
I am the raisin.
And I demand you not omit wrinkles,
or my globules of turkey fat.
Of course I like green eggs and ham,
but only soy ham and only slightly green eggs.
THE SLEEKNESS OF OUR COUGAR IS AMAZING.